Chanced upon this column in NewPaper, decided to post it for all to have a quick laugh :

• Ah Beng was filling up a job application form. He filled up the columns on name, age, address, etc. Then he came to the column on salary expected. After much thought, he wrote: 'Yes'.

• Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it. When he encountered some problems, he decided to use the 'Help' command. Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer retailer for support. He said : 'I press the F1 key for help lah, but it's been over half an hour and still nobody come and help me!'

• After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time, Ah Beng proudly showed the finished puzzle to a friend. 'It took me only five months to do it,' Ah Beng bragged.'Five months! That's so long,' his friend exclaimed. Ah Beng shot back: 'You fool. The box says 'For 4 to 7 years'.'